Total Medals Earned: 476 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,700 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/360 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 14/18 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/30 (65/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/300 points)
Medals Earned: 5/18 (30/410 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Your very first bronze!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Completed "The Hills" on easy difficulty
Completed "The City" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on easy difficulty
Completed "The City" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on normal difficulty
Completed a full timed run
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Get back to work.
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Pet the teddy
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Scare all the people out of the house
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Eliminate the psychic, Ishmael
Master the game's basic controls
Kill at least sixteen insects
Sink Tim the Pirate once and for all!
Defeat Ishmael with the screen still flipped
Destroy The Watcher in a final, epic battle!
Reach the end of 'Ice Quest'
Complete the entire game
Shoot off 200 of The Watcher's feathers
Wipe out all ninja in the colosseum
Defeat Tim the Pirate without using any combos
Find every secret item in the game
Unlock and defeat the secret boss
Unlock every bonus in the game
Defeat all three main bosses in the arena in epic mode
Gain a 'no damage' win over every boss in the arena
Defeat the secret boss in the arena in epic mode
Gain every other achievement in the game
